Eleven

Bowl of soup in hand she settled herself back at the computer and stared at the screen. Before she could think better of it she clicked on her message box and opened up the message from the Joker person. Hitting reply she began to type.

Subject: What the holy hell ….

Hello JokersWild, welcome to the forum. I gotta say, you do know how to make an impression with your cryptic little messages, care to explain what you meant by it? I’ll be awaiting your reply.

RD

Hitting the reply button she quickly opened a message from Who and typed.

Subject: Keep your freaking pants on.

Business called, Life interfered, had a conference to attend. Laptop died, I came home and did the same. Sheesh aren’t you the impatient one? I just wont reply to ten messages, so all you get is one from me.

First off you asked my email in another one of your Where are you messages. What you think having my email will get me in the forum when I’m out of town? I don’t quite get why, but sure. Its linds@twp.woodbridge.nj.us, and yes before you ask, I live in Woodbridge, yes it’s the same town he grew up in, no I don’t know him, he was long gone when I moved here.

Now I gotta admit, when I got your message I had to read it a couple of times because well it felt off to me. In some places it sounds like you’re a guy, you refer to yourself as “we”, a woman like an instrument with curves ((damn if ya don’t sound like Richie talking about his guitars.)) All in all I couldn’t decide if you were a guy ((and if you are why the fuck have a fake female name huh?)) or a guy.

If you’re a guy, it opens a whole damned can of worms of you writing such vivid scenes intending to get a response from a woman. Now that seems a bit perverse in some ways, and scary as hell in another. Are you some kind of cyber stalker? I’ll be watching to see how you react. ((well hey I’m honest here.. lots of girls on this board, gotta protect them.))

As to your comment on the dating thing. It’s not like I spend all my hours contemplating his love life ((I try not too its too fuckin’ depressing)) The man has to a tee dated tall willowy blondes who seem to care more about their looks than the man. I dunno, such an awesome seeming person who wants kids and can’t seem to have any others although he’s said he wanted more. I wonder why? It wouldn’t be because the bimbettes are more worried about their size than their man would it? God don’t get me started. I refuse to comment on his former marriage, he obviously saw more there for a lot of years than was there, or she underwent a major personality shift. Hell if I know. Nuff said. In closing, I just think he needs a real woman, not some plastic hollyweird kinda girl who is more into his job than him.

Ok why the lip thing? He touches them a lot, they must be sensitive. Watch a few interviews on You Tube ((yeah there’s a lot of them)) He talks, he brushes his lips, his chin, his scruff if he’s got it that day. ((and if you ask me what scruff is I swear to God I’ll begin to wonder about your Joviness))

Ehh why do I like Jovi? Who the hell knows? Do I have to have a reason? Ok I do huh? Talent, easy on the eyes and lyrics that seem to always resonate. And before you ask, why am I a Sambora fan? I love guitar, there’s just something soulful about the music it makes. Yeah I prefer the acoustic stuff, but I love it just as much when he rocks a solo too. Hell that’s not an easy question, easier to just say I just do. Mind you I don’t obsessively love them enough to hit every damn concert. Come to think of it I’ve never even been to one haha. ((They are awfully expensive, like do they NEED more money? Do they not think of the folks who can’t afford hundreds of dollars for a decent ticket? Hmm, nuff about that too.

Oh and why do I call ya girl? Well that’s what you are RIGHT?


Ahh well I think that answers all your questions.. and before you ask me again.. I DUNNO when I’ll update.

More later.

RD

She hit the reply button and lifted her arms to stretch, writing long mails or a long chapter always seemed to cramp her shoulders. As she placed her fingers on the keys again she noticed her message flag blinking so refreshed the page.

Well well, JokersWild must have been on the board when she sent her little message.

Subject: Re: What the holy hell ….

Well hell baby, how hard is it to understand what I wrote? Sometimes things don’t appear to be what they are, and people don’t appear to be who they are.

I could explain it, but honestly, you wouldn’t believe me.

I mean its not every day you’re able to talk to two of the men you write about right?

Ahhuh, see I told you, you wouldn’t believe me. Whereas the other one is hiding, well hell I never hide. Kinda hard to do with my hair right?

Ta for now RosaryDarlin.

Joker.

Lindsay’s eyes went wide. Oh hell they had one of those on the board again. It had happened before, some idiot with a flair for stupidity would make a name and pretend to be one of the guys. Sometimes they got by with it, until they made a mistake and were booted from the forum. Hitting the reply button she fired off her reply:

Subject: Re: What the holy hell ….

Oh god, another one. So you’re the all mighty Joker huh? Laugh a minute I bet. You’re right, I don’t believe you. I could say prove it, but haha you have no way too. I’m warning ya, cause problems on this board and you’ll be banned so fast your fake curly hair will go straight.

RD

Lindsay shook her head. They were all insane that’s all there was too it.

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David saw the flashing flag and quickly moved to his message center. As he read the message he started to laugh. So she didn’t believe him huh? Well he’d figure out a way to fix that one. Hitting the reply button his devious grin started to grow.

Subject: Re: What the holy hell ….

Seeing is believing right babe? All in good time my pretty, all in good time. I’ll get you and your little dog too. That’s right honey, you’re about to go over the rainbow.

You’ll have to forgive me ahead of time, goddamned if touring aint boring, and you and this forum so aint.

Joker